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The lads get lonesome
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The boys are starting to feel the strain of a loveless house – last night they started talking about how best to “play the one-man band” without being caught. If you know what we mean.
Testosterone-tanked Marcus seemed to be the housemate suffering the most. The 35-year-old Londoner even went so far as to list possible blackspots that might be out of sight of Big Brother’s ever-inquisitive eye. The corner of the bedroom and behind the bathroom door seemed to be his choice “romance spots” where he reckons he’ll find respite from the cameras. That sounds awfully risky, Marcus!
He’s already admitted to having a crush on Irish lovely Noirin so we can only take an educated guess at who he’ll be thinking romantic thoughts about while engaging in self-catharsis. He told Siavash and Halfwit: “The toilet’s got to be your best bet, behind the door.” Make sure you keep your claws withdrawn during the excitement, Wolverine, or you could cause an awful lot of damage.
Siavash seemed to be the only sensible one involved in the discussion, pointing out: “Nah, someone would walk in.” The ever-desperate Marcus reasoned: “Not at two o’clock in the morning!”
Love birds Kris and Sophie were cuddled up on the other side of the room in silence, smugly looking on at the desperate boys’ sordid conversation.
While Marcus is still in the house, we think we’ll be giving the graveyard live feed a miss, thank you very much.
by Dan Curley, Tuesday 30 June 2009
Source: The Sun
Picture: WENN
